Friday, October 16, 2015

Dogs & P̶u̶s̶s̶i̶e̶s̶ Cats : Pyaar Ka Punchnama review

It seems that my reviews were missed. I missed writing too. But with Roy and Bombay Velvet still echoing in my head, I can only hope that this comeback to writing movie reviews is better than Plastic MILF's comeback to Bollywood a week ago with Jazbaa (and I thought I had got rusty)

The human race is divided into two types of people who have been known to share characteristics of two animals we love. Dogs and P̶u̶s̶s̶i̶e̶s̶  Cats. Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2 is a movie which shows the love-hate relationship between Dogs and P̶u̶s̶s̶i̶e̶s̶  Cats.

The movie starts with three lone Dogs with no P̶u̶s̶s̶i̶e̶s̶ Cats in their life. Each one of them is happy in their Dog-eats-Dog world. That's where the three P̶u̶s̶s̶i̶e̶s̶  Cats come in. And that starts the LOUVE, THE LUST, THE BUST, THE TRUST AND THE RUST (Love makes you type in Caps Lock too). And it's then that you realise that Dogs wear collars, Cats do not (that was a joke. I swear) (bahut maar padne waali hai comments section mein)

First and foremost, there is no need to get emotional and touchy about the way P̶u̶s̶s̶i̶e̶s̶  Cats have been treated in this movie. The last word of the previous sentence was MOVIE. Cats are n̶o̶t̶ ̶   the only reasons for all of dog's problems in the world. Which is exactly why we get a seven-minute monologue on the problems that cats give dogs. And I hate to admit it, even the cats sitting besides their dogs in the cinema hall were laughing. You can't help it if the shoes fits, can you.

For someone who loves to watch Animal Planet in his spare time, I was left wondering if is this the way cats behave in real life. This is not the way cats behave. Am I, a dog trying to understand cats here. Only cats understand cats and they hate each other. How do you think the word catty was invented? (bahut maar padne waali hai comments section mein)

But (and this is important), we need to realize that Dogs can be real pigs too (that made no sense but whatever). We love our P̶u̶s̶s̶i̶e̶s̶   cats don't we. Who doesn't after all? And if you can take something light hearted and on the chin, do take your Dog or P̶u̶s̶s̶i̶e̶   Cat along and watch this film. And if you're really bored, what are corner seats for?















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