It seems that my reviews were missed. I
missed writing too. But with Roy and Bombay Velvet still echoing in
my head, I can only hope that this comeback to writing movie reviews
is better than Plastic MILF's comeback to Bollywood a week ago with
Jazbaa (and I thought I had got rusty)
The human race is divided into two
types of people who have been known to share characteristics of two
animals we love. Dogs and P̶u̶s̶s̶i̶e̶s̶ Cats. Pyaar Ka
Punchnama 2 is a movie which shows the love-hate relationship between
Dogs and P̶u̶s̶s̶i̶e̶s̶ Cats.
The movie starts with three lone Dogs
with no P̶u̶s̶s̶i̶e̶s̶ Cats in their life. Each one of them
is happy in their Dog-eats-Dog world. That's where the three
P̶u̶s̶s̶i̶e̶s̶ Cats come in. And that starts the LOUVE, THE
LUST, THE BUST, THE TRUST AND THE RUST (Love makes you type in Caps
Lock too). And it's then that you realise that Dogs wear collars,
Cats do not (that was a joke. I swear) (bahut maar padne waali hai
comments section mein)
First and foremost, there is no need to
get emotional and touchy about the way P̶u̶s̶s̶i̶e̶s̶ Cats
have been treated in this movie. The last word of the previous
sentence was MOVIE. Cats are n̶o̶t̶ ̶ the only reasons for all
of dog's problems in the world. Which is exactly why we get a
seven-minute monologue on the problems that cats give dogs. And I
hate to admit it, even the cats sitting besides their dogs in the
cinema hall were laughing. You can't help it if the shoes fits, can
you.
For someone who loves to watch Animal
Planet in his spare time, I was left wondering if is this the way
cats behave in real life. This is not the way cats behave. Am I, a
dog trying to understand cats here. Only cats understand cats and
they hate each other. How do you think the word catty was invented?
(bahut maar padne waali hai comments section mein)
But (and this is important), we need to
realize that Dogs can be real pigs too (that made no sense but
whatever). We love our P̶u̶s̶s̶i̶e̶s̶ cats don't we. Who
doesn't after all? And if you can take something light hearted and on
the chin, do take your Dog or P̶u̶s̶s̶i̶e̶ Cat along and watch
this film. And if you're really bored, what are corner seats for?